There are so many reasons Henrik Rummel (and the entire USA row team) should be damn glad for this picture. The picture is being publicized widely across social media, and it's garnering millions of internet eyeballs.
Of course, whenever balls are involved, we want to talk about it!
Therefore, we put a list together of the top ten reasons Henrick (and the entire USA row team) should be glad he appeared to have an Olympic-sized boner.
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Why Henrick Should be Glad
#1 Henrick propelled the USA row team to the head of the Olympic media list.
#2 He has a beautiful penis. Now we all know that. Who couldn't stare at it?#3 He's likely to be getting more play from the ladies... Or who ever he's into.
#4 As a Bronze metal winner, you're not expecting tons of press. This event has propelled him into the otherwise dim limelight.
#5 His smile shows the pride in his face. It makes him look so attractive to be so proud, doesn't it?
#6 A tangental benefit: Henrick should be glad he's starting a sex education conversation! He's teaching the American public, "sometimes boners aren't appropriate". And hey, we'd love to have the conversation about, "When is it OK to have a boner?
#7 Henrick made it so much more interesting to talk about the Olympics.
#8 Because boners happen and Henrick is just an example of that.
#9 Because believe it or not, that could've been Henrick flaccid. Imagine him with a real hard-on.
#10 Not only has he put himself out "on the line" to the world. Henrick and other Olympic athletes understand that their bodies are pivitol to success. This is something positive to teach the U.S. and international public--we should start getting a better understanding of our bodies and how we can best use them!
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